This has been an ongoing project for 30 years with a lot of funny (and not so funny) stories like the nails-through-the-foot variety that may remind you of the father in the children's book series, Berenstein's Bears.
Case in point: While installing a large window in my office/guest house with my son, Josh, standing by, I was hanging outside supported only by a thin rope. Even as a young boy, Josh asked if it was secure enough and while assuring him it was, the rope broke and I went tumbling down the hillside, breaking my leg.